Fundutban Wignullfum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, almighty squirrel.

Fundutban Wignullfum created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Fundutban Wignullfum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fundutban Wignullfum, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fundutban Wignullfum's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fundutban Wignullfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed lots of peas to ants while wearing black shirts.