Mumwot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous guinea pig.

Mumwot created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumwot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mumwot, it will be very unhappy.

Mumwot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mumwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away from fawn rats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.