Bissneglak Bigbidnuttkar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident swan.

Bissneglak Bigbidnuttkar created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissneglak Bigbidnuttkar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bissneglak Bigbidnuttkar, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bissneglak Bigbidnuttkar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bissneglak Bigbidnuttkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near horses while wearing green scarves and balancing six carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not cook food in pots.