Nabyartstig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive gerbil.

Nabyartstig created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabyartstig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabyartstig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nabyartstig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nabyartstig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nabyartstig.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Nabyartstig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.