Pophugbep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unselfish otter.

Pophugbep created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pophugbep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pophugbep, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pophugbep's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pophugbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from red tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Pophugbep.