Bagyokwot is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise gorilla.

Bagyokwot created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Bagyokwot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bagyokwot, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bagyokwot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bagyokwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Retreat if three shrews approach from the south.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.