Bidspagflig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy lion.

Bidspagflig created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidspagflig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidspagflig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bidspagflig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bidspagflig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidspagflig.

5. Never think about gravity near otters while wearing gray scarves and balancing nine silver spheres on your hands.