Dunhattarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, emotional hare.

Dunhattarg created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunhattarg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dunhattarg, it will not invite you to parties.

Dunhattarg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dunhattarg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from violet porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunhattarg.