Bodtondog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless wasp.

Bodtondog created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtondog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodtondog, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bodtondog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bodtondog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed spinach to dolphins while wearing yellow shirts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.