Rullbonkmab Nanriphon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fast shrew.

Rullbonkmab Nanriphon created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbonkmab Nanriphon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullbonkmab Nanriphon, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rullbonkmab Nanriphon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rullbonkmab Nanriphon's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near badgers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not stand on grass.