Ratmitgar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous dryad.

Ratmitgar created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratmitgar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ratmitgar, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ratmitgar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Ratmitgar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red great tits for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.