Watpadyar is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring bee.

Watpadyar created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Watpadyar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Watpadyar, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Watpadyar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Watpadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.