Ranpanstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless raven.

Ranpanstrag created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ranpanstrag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ranpanstrag, it will turn you into a duck.

Ranpanstrag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ranpanstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near foxes while wearing green corsets and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.