Paskapfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless raven.

Paskapfarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Paskapfarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Paskapfarn, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Paskapfarn's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Paskapfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. You must pray to Paskapfarn four times a day.

3. Never wear mauve ear rings.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.