Safgepxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful crane.

Safgepxuc created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Safgepxuc, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Safgepxuc, she will turn you into a mouse.

Safgepxuc's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Safgepxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never skip near cats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.