Spagnelfly is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless meerkat.

Spagnelfly created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagnelfly, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spagnelfly, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Spagnelfly's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Spagnelfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.