Afceblim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent wolf.

Afceblim created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Afceblim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Afceblim, he will turn you into a dog.

Afceblim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Afceblim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never wear black coats.

4. Always help horses.

5. Always pray immersed in water.