Hattonrap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, emotional jackal.

Hattonrap created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hattonrap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hattonrap, it will not invite you to parties.

Hattonrap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hattonrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.