Mipartcep is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, compassionate unicorn.

Mipartcep created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Mipartcep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mipartcep, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mipartcep's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mipartcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Hide if six nematodes approach from the east.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.