Flatfligdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical sheep.

Flatfligdoss created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatfligdoss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flatfligdoss, she will not care.

Flatfligdoss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Flatfligdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Flatfligdoss' name in vain.

3. Never feed wheat to turtles while wearing orange jumpers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not hurt seals.