Hogfebnan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair owl.

Hogfebnan created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogfebnan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hogfebnan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hogfebnan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hogfebnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Hogfebnan eight times a day.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Do not eat apples.