Gedwat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable gnu.

Gedwat created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedwat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gedwat, she will send you a sign.

Gedwat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gedwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.