Dantanyak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, confident lobster.

Dantanyak created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dantanyak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dantanyak, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dantanyak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dantanyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dantanyak on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.