Jinsidgab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident hedgehog.

Jinsidgab created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinsidgab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jinsidgab, he will curse you with boils.

Jinsidgab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jinsidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink seals for they are unholy.

2. Never sprint near swans.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jinsidgab.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about planets.