Rak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful giraffe.

Rak created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rak, it will turn you into a slug.

Rak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine mice approach from the north.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Rak loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.