Cepparktoffen is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful
fox.
Cepparktoffen created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Cepparktoffen, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Cepparktoffen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Cepparktoffen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Cepparktoffen's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair brown.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not shave your hands.
4. Never think ill of sick gulls.
5. Never wear boots.