Cepparktoffen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful fox.

Cepparktoffen created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cepparktoffen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cepparktoffen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cepparktoffen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cepparktoffen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Never wear boots.