Zak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain wombat.

Zak created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zak, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zak's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Zak on top of all buildings.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Zak on top of important buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Always stare at clouds.