Cidmiplarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful alligator.

Cidmiplarp created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidmiplarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cidmiplarp, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cidmiplarp's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cidmiplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing green coats and balancing eight titanium spheres on your neck.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near cats while wearing fawn corsets.

5. Never feed spinach to dolphins while wearing stockings.