Singamhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty meerkat.

Singamhot created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Singamhot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Singamhot, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Singamhot's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Singamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Do not kill frogs.