Jarncabgub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil swallow.

Jarncabgub created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarncabgub, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jarncabgub, she will be very unhappy.

Jarncabgub's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Jarncabgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Do not kill snakes.