Larpzedbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, benevolent lion.

Larpzedbid created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Larpzedbid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Larpzedbid, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Larpzedbid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Larpzedbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not stand on grass.