Gidgardavcaptomhudtargkik Sigxemfasbosslendab Dutjamnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured dingo.

Gidgardavcaptomhudtargkik Sigxemfasbosslendab Dutjamnurl created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidgardavcaptomhudtargkik Sigxemfasbosslendab Dutjamnurl, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gidgardavcaptomhudtargkik Sigxemfasbosslendab Dutjamnurl, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gidgardavcaptomhudtargkik Sigxemfasbosslendab Dutjamnurl's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gidgardavcaptomhudtargkik Sigxemfasbosslendab Dutjamnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away if three voles approach from the south.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.