Vanrowtail Dadrigkap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fussy rat.

Vanrowtail Dadrigkap created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Vanrowtail Dadrigkap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vanrowtail Dadrigkap, he will jump up and down on your head.

Vanrowtail Dadrigkap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vanrowtail Dadrigkap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Vanrowtail Dadrigkap.

3. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.

4. Hide from pink bats for they are unholy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.