Bomtafomt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, smart skunk.

Bomtafomt created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomtafomt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomtafomt, it will think nothing of it.

Bomtafomt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bomtafomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Retreat if nine moths approach from the north.