Mitpagveg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered cobra.

Mitpagveg created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitpagveg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mitpagveg, he will remove you from existence.

Mitpagveg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mitpagveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.