Jinhivnatnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful lizard.

Jinhivnatnarl created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinhivnatnarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jinhivnatnarl, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jinhivnatnarl's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jinhivnatnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Run away from yellow moths, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.