Tonktapget is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tranquil crab.

Tonktapget created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonktapget, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tonktapget, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tonktapget's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tonktapget's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Retreat if six eagles approach from the north.