Yartyattort is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty capybara.

Yartyattort created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartyattort, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yartyattort, it will cry a lot.

Yartyattort's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yartyattort's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Hide if eight whales approach from the west.