Dinjonsis is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent butterfly.

Dinjonsis created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinjonsis, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dinjonsis, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dinjonsis' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dinjonsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dinjonsis.

2. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Run away from green doves, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Dinjonsis.