Stikpidcamrillbim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome lion.

Stikpidcamrillbim created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikpidcamrillbim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stikpidcamrillbim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stikpidcamrillbim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stikpidcamrillbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed lots of figs to tapirs while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the north.