Dogtipnull is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust salamander.

Dogtipnull created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogtipnull, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogtipnull, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dogtipnull's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dogtipnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always look after injured ants.