Hanortnurtquatlabrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, temperamental jellyfish.

Hanortnurtquatlabrap created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanortnurtquatlabrap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hanortnurtquatlabrap, it will turn you into a slug.

Hanortnurtquatlabrap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hanortnurtquatlabrap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to doves while wearing violet corsets.