Mabbitrowabbarntarpstip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, stupid dove.

Mabbitrowabbarntarpstip created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Mabbitrowabbarntarpstip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mabbitrowabbarntarpstip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Mabbitrowabbarntarpstip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mabbitrowabbarntarpstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not keep three shrews in a large pit.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.