Barnbogflabtinnurlrillnakkar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage pigeon.

Barnbogflabtinnurlrillnakkar created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnbogflabtinnurlrillnakkar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Barnbogflabtinnurlrillnakkar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Barnbogflabtinnurlrillnakkar's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Barnbogflabtinnurlrillnakkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue boots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Barnbogflabtinnurlrillnakkar in the centre of the settlement.