Yokstipdum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, kind jackal.

Yokstipdum created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokstipdum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yokstipdum, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yokstipdum's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yokstipdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to turtles while wearing fawn kilts.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never think about dark energy near dogs while wearing gray skirts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your neck.