Tenquimflow is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage dog.

Tenquimflow created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenquimflow, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tenquimflow, he will laugh at you.

Tenquimflow's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tenquimflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to sharks while wearing yellow shirts.