Midbugyat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful finch.

Midbugyat created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbugyat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midbugyat, she will think nothing of it.

Midbugyat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Midbugyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to turtles while wearing violet tights.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Midbugyat.