Badkongum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking unicorn.

Badkongum created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badkongum, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Badkongum, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Badkongum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Badkongum's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Badkongum.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not sing in public.