Volliksadlimsigcapzakgem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, capable penguin.

Volliksadlimsigcapzakgem created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volliksadlimsigcapzakgem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volliksadlimsigcapzakgem, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Volliksadlimsigcapzakgem's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Volliksadlimsigcapzakgem's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Volliksadlimsigcapzakgem.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.