Zimbissnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish sheep.

Zimbissnutt created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbissnutt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimbissnutt, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zimbissnutt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zimbissnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about dark energy near geese while wearing black hats.

5. Never wear turquoise rings.